The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
I think men
Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards. (Benjamin Franklin)
By all means marry
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
My wife
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Milton Berle)
I was married
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor' . I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. (Henny Youngman)
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)
All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein)
There's only one way to have a happy marriage
The secret of a happy marriage
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